Jendo's definitions

J Street

Frequently encountered place of business/entertainment. Widely accepted place, generally known and talked of; a party widely and favorably known pursued with intense enthusiasm lasting over one or more nights at a residence : many activities exceeding the limits of reason or necessity : lacking in moderation, balance, and restraint : often extremely or excessively elaborate.

It has been attempted by half of the J Street crew to re-create J Street on Route 9 but it has proven to be an impossible task. Without the same people and atmosphere any bender duplicated, pales in comparison to the benders at the one and only infamous J Street.

by Jendo October 15, 2004

Choch Grinder

Not conforming to the usual selection principles by being devoid of customary or natural covering while moving up and down or about, in a quick or lively manner, while being in the act, of rotating the choch in an erotic manner.

Nick: Beth, why are you getting naked in front of Jendo?
Beth: I get naked in front of her all the time…she likes it.
(proceeds to do the naked choch grinder in front of both Nick and Jendo)

by Jendo October 1, 2004

cunty

Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda

1 generally obscene : a word expressing affection; showing a remarkable one of its kind.

Flood: Bin Ladin is such a cunt!

Jen: Eww, don't ever use that word around me. I hate that word.

Jaron: Cunty, Cunty, Cunty.

(Jen disgusted yet mildly amused gives Jaron the stare of vengeance.)

Jaron: Oh Cunty, come over here and cuddle with me and let me pet your head.

(Jen proceeds to go get mauled by Jaron)

by Jendo October 14, 2004