pinky ring

Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.

That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.

by JenThe80'sFan April 23, 2004

tentworm nest

A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.

Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.

I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.

by JenThe80'sFan August 02, 2004

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 03, 2008

murder death kill

From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.

Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.

by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004