54 definitions by JenThe80'sFan

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.
I love the lovage, baby.
by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004
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Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.
That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.
by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004
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A van with no windows in the back. This creates a secluded environment suitable for unwated advancements.
Here comes Larry in his rapist van. Quick! Roll up the windows and lock the door.
by JenThe80'sFan April 21, 2004
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Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.
He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?
by JenThe80'sFan August 09, 2004
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Coconut flavored alcoholic bliss. The Nectar of the gods.
I love drinking Malibu.
by JenThe80'sFan August 09, 2004
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A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.
...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.
by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004
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A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."
Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.
by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004
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