pinky ring

Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.

That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.

by JenThe80'sFan April 23, 2004

tentworm nest

A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.

Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

bumpy face

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 04, 2004

mst3k

The only show that has EVER made me laugh outloud. I think it was funnier with TV's Frank and Joel, but still funnier in the later episodes, but hey, I love Tom Servo's Irish Tenor, too...

Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.

by JenThe80'sFan April 29, 2004

euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

by JenThe80'sFan June 01, 2004

trash picker

A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.

Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.

But you have 7 TVs already.

But this one is free.

You're such a trash picker

by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004