JenThe80'sFan's definitions

malibu

Coconut flavored alcoholic bliss. The Nectar of the gods.

I love drinking Malibu.

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

trambampoline

it's like a trampoline, but after a long night of drinking.

"Let's go bounce on the trambampoline."

by JenThe80'sFan August 5, 2004

cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.

I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.

by JenThe80'sFan August 2, 2004

lovage

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004