Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.
I thought that your crush on
JT was supposed to be a secret.
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.
I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.
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287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:
Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?
Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!
carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.
up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"
A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.
Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.
