cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.
I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.
by JenThe80'sFan August 02, 2004
mugGet the cocainemug.

reefer madness

1. A propaganda film from the 1930's about how marijuana makes people lose their inhibitions, put themselves in "dangerous" situations like hanging out with married people and suprisingly, be able to play the piano.

2. The madness you get not from smoking marijuana, but the lack there of in your system on a daily basis.
1. The movie Reefer Madness is overrated.

2. Dude, it's been three days since I've puffed. I've got reefer madness!!!
by JenThe80'sFan February 02, 2004
mugGet the reefer madnessmug.

friendster

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.
My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.
by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004
mugGet the friendstermug.

Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003
mugGet the Crystal Pepsimug.

chicken bone man

The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.
by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004
mugGet the chicken bone manmug.

FOAF

Friend
Of
A
Friend

The way all good stories start ;)
I heard from a FOAF that there's these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello.

Yeah, this pharmacist I know fills their prescriptions.
by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004
mugGet the FOAFmug.

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.
by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004
mugGet the I was drunkmug.