upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.
Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.
by jen May 14, 2005
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bonerific

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition
"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"
by Jen April 22, 2004
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BrentSearch

The search engine of choice for residents of Mudge C1 at Carnegie Mellon University. Initially a term used to describe the amazing informational search capabilities of Brent, a freshman residing on the floor. Any question that arose in conversation was answered in a flash. Residents soon began to bring their more serious informational dilemmas to Brent. If the answer was out there, Brent could find it. Amazed by his mad skillz, fellow residents Jen and Liz coined the term and encouraged Brent to develop the idea. Slogans arose and word of Brentsearch spread. Initially all queries had to be taken to Brent in person. Then one fateful night in December 2004, over winter break, Brentsearch was born! In its infant stages it featured searches for Google, Interned Movie Database, and Wikipedia. Mirriam Webster OnLine and a link to get Mozilla Firefox (Brent's web browser of choice) were soon added. Future features may include a way to send questions directly to Brent for his personal care. When asked to describe his creation Brent responded, "it's the greatest invention in the history of hypertext." So join the revolution and get Brentsearhing.
Search it the right way. BrentSearch it.
by Jen December 30, 2004
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Hopie

n. a Mount Hopian, a person who lives in the area, and participates in a hickish lifestyle

n. a person who lives in MOUNT HOPE

adj. dirty, smelly, hickish
by jen December 02, 2003
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fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe
Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)
by Jen July 30, 2004
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Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.
Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.
by Jen November 14, 2003
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Nebbia

Hey look at that little guy over there looking annoyed, he is such a Nebbia!
by Jen February 08, 2005
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