Wally Gator

A show on Hanna Barbera from Cartoon Network. The show features Wally Gator. Who is an alligator, of course. The plot involves Wally who escapes life from the zoo to explore the real world. He runs into various obstacles in each episode, thus trying to avoid the trouble in various ways. However, Wally is not usually seen as a welcoming character to others. People often see him as trouble whenever he is present outside of the zoo. The zookeeper, on the other hand, notices that Wally is already gone by the time each episode starts. Wally intends to go to various locations, such as Red Riding Hood's cottage, An aquarium, or maybe even a public park. At the end of each episode, Wally returns by himself to the zoo. In some cases, somebody will return him there. Mostly, he voluntarily returns.
Wally Gator was a popular cartoon back in the 1960s. We hope this may entertain your children. This should give them morals not to be like him.
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
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Caillou

A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
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Nerd Glasses

Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.
Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL
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Junior Year

Junior year means you are FINALLY an upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the underclassmen ranks (The Freshmen and Sophomores) Meanwhile, Freshmen are the newcomers, Juniors are busier than before, and the Seniors are partying and having a blast about graduation and going off to either college or work. Nobody really cares about the Sophomores.

Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior 1: Since I started Junior year, I'm still going to get tons of homework 24/7. But, hey! At least Junior year is one of the exciting years!

Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!

Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7

Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean

Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us

Sophomore 2: Ikr

*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
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Upperclassmen

Upperclassmen are the juniors and seniors in high school or a 4-year college. Freshmen are often intimidated by them, due to the upperclassmen being older than them and knowing everything more than they do.

Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Here's a story...

Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!

Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!

3 months later...

Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?

Junior 2: Hell yeah!

After the prank...

Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?

Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
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Dexter's Laboratory

A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.

Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.

Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?

Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?

Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?

Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!

But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
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