A cartoon character about a blonde-haired (Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.
Johnny Bravo may be a bodybuilder, however, women don't want him. Seriously, no woman wants to date this hunk of a man!
by JellyBean600 February 14, 2019
Get the Johnny Bravomug. That time of the month where us ladies have to put up with blood spilling out of us. LITERALLY. In other words... Menstruation.
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods... That time of the month where you feel like crap the whole time and that everyone should watch what they say, because it could make you blow-up any second...
by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018
Get the Periodmug. A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.
Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.
Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.
Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?
Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?
Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?
Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!
But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?
Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?
Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!
But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018
Get the Dexter's Laboratorymug. - The daughter of one's brother/sister or brother in-law/sister in-law
- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew
- Best of both worlds
- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew
- Best of both worlds
by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018
Get the Niecemug. Junior year means you are FINALLY an upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the underclassmen ranks (The Freshmen and Sophomores) Meanwhile, Freshmen are the newcomers, Juniors are busier than before, and the Seniors are partying and having a blast about graduation and going off to either college or work. Nobody really cares about the Sophomores.
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior 1: Since I started Junior year, I'm still going to get tons of homework 24/7. But, hey! At least Junior year is one of the exciting years!
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
by JellyBean600 August 3, 2018
Get the Junior Yearmug. Upperclassmen are the juniors and seniors in high school or a 4-year college. Freshmen are often intimidated by them, due to the upperclassmen being older than them and knowing everything more than they do.
Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Here's a story...
Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!
Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!
3 months later...
Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?
Junior 2: Hell yeah!
After the prank...
Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?
Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!
Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!
3 months later...
Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?
Junior 2: Hell yeah!
After the prank...
Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?
Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
by JellyBean600 June 20, 2018
Get the Upperclassmenmug. Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.
Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL
by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018
Get the Nerd Glassesmug.