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Extinct

Something that happens from not having sex.
Sex with a condom doesn`t help either.
Ex1) We have to have bareback sex to save humanity from being extinct!
Ex2) Great. Now that you`re impregnated, I`ll go and help another being`s DNA from getting extinct.
Ex3) If you are a vigin, please do not help humans to get extinct!
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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non differentiable

Describes someone who is obese enough to have folds in their belly.
The sharp folds inside are considered a singularity, and the function is not 'well behaved' at that point.
Typically a woman.
Ex1)
The non differentiable sat on a chair. The chair snapped in two.
The manager of the beach sued the non differentiable woman to pay for the chair.
The non differentiable sued the beach for injury.
The court decided that it was the non differentiable`s fault, and banned her to go to beaches.

Ex2) Some people like having sex with non differentiables. I can`t understand why they would do that gross stuff.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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Glucose

The most potent chemical known to humankind.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.

I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
Some chemicals are made to toxic glucose by digestive juices, so beware.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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