Jeff ha ha's definitions

testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

honky tonk

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

dunkie

The smallest possible size of poop able to be naturally excreted from the anus.

I have the dunkies again

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Awful waffle

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

shiznoodle

A term used in a movie theater to describe a preview that looked cool.

That preview is the shiznoodle! I can't wait to see it.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

shtoob

A single hair extending farther out from the body when compared to the surrounding hairs. Not typically on one's head.

Has that shtoob gotten longer Henry?

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003