Jeff ha ha's definitions

dunkie

The smallest possible size of poop able to be naturally excreted from the anus.

I have the dunkies again

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

honky tonk

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Awful waffle

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

shtoob

A single hair extending farther out from the body when compared to the surrounding hairs. Not typically on one's head.

Has that shtoob gotten longer Henry?

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

sheif

A word said by umpires on really crappy video games attempting to say "safe".

Sheeeeiiiiiif.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003