Definitions by Jeff K

george michael 

Whenever a george micahel song is played, something dies in the world

God damn is he gay, it killed my cat

george michael by jeff k July 21, 2008

Johnny On The Spot 

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable

When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.

Johnny On The Spot by Jeff K August 7, 2005

reminise 

Rememberin Lost or just remembering things that have happened

I reminise when we stole money from dat bank up in lennex ave

reminise by Jeff K October 26, 2003

Piff 

Spitting Strong or Special Words On a Song

Mayn i am spittin the piff on dis one

Piff by Jeff K October 26, 2003

shlobonmyknogan 

Shlob - on - my - knogan!!
--- I gat head

thats just some shlobonmyknogan!!

shlobonmyknogan by Jeff K June 2, 2003

fat head syndrome 

gay monkeys eat ass

yup

fat head syndrome by Jeff K June 2, 2003

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

Pussy handle by Jeff K October 10, 2002