Jeff K's definitions

george michael

Whenever a george micahel song is played, something dies in the world

God damn is he gay, it killed my cat

by jeff k July 21, 2008

Johnny On The Spot

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable

When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.

by Jeff K August 7, 2005

Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

by Jeff K October 2, 2002

Beast

Milwaukee’s Best Light. The only beer found at UD and many other college campuses. Horrible taste but you get used to it only because it does the job.

I need to get some Beast/food in me.

by Jeff K October 3, 2002

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

shlobonmyknogan

Shlob - on - my - knogan!!
--- I gat head

thats just some shlobonmyknogan!!

by Jeff K June 2, 2003

fat head syndrome

gay monkeys eat ass

yup

by Jeff K June 2, 2003