Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.
by Jeff D April 22, 2003

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.
2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.
2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.
1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.
2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.
2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.
by Jeff D December 02, 2004

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.
Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.
Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.
I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"
by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Fake french for "Let It All Go."
by Jeff D October 14, 2005

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"
by Jeff D April 21, 2003

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.
---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
by Jeff D April 20, 2003

by Jeff D September 05, 2005
