Definitions by Jeff D

nopology 

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

nopology by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Cockgarage 

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

Cockgarage by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Mushroom Cloud 

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

Mushroom Cloud by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Double Stuffed Oreo's

Very Large Fake Tits with Massive Oreo Cookie Sized Nipples.

Those are obviously "Double Stuffed Oreo's" because they don't sag or bounce at all.

Double Stuffed Oreo's by Jeff D April 21, 2003

FUBA 

Short for "FUck BAck" which is the low back pain that results from vigorous sex or perhaps unorthodox positions.
FUBA also just happens to people that are out of shape and don't fuck enough.

Wow! I had a great time banging her last night but woke up with severe FUBA.

Recommended for FUBA -- Chiropractic & Yoga

FUBA by Jeff D April 20, 2003

FAGitaboutit 

Thinking a dude is gay but just forgetting about it since he's cool anyway.

FAGitaboutit by Jeff D April 20, 2003

crapuccino 

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---

Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.

crapuccino by Jeff D April 20, 2003