Jeff D's definitions

Mushroom Cloud

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Tormental

When someone is so tormented they go completely mental in a sometimes dangerous way.

Not wanting to be perceived as ineffectual, Reggie Mortis completely lost the plot and went tormental, eventually working out a way to end the pain by taking action.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Outcognito

One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.

J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.

by Jeff D August 4, 2005

Attacknowledgement

Complete opposite of Lacknowledgement. When someone attacks another person (physically, and/or verbally, and/or emotionally) when provoked. It can come in virtually any form at unexpected times and places.

There is simply no taking back things said & done, so the time for serious attacknowledgement may be upon us.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 28, 2004