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Almy

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.
(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.
by Jeff July 18, 2003
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Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.
Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.
by Jeff February 16, 2005
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Salvo

Salvo is the embodiement of destruction. A Salvo fired from a weapon will harm/ do great damage to an enemy.
by Jeff April 6, 2005
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Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
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texacoed

verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.
When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.
by Jeff December 21, 2004
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hondamatic

Whoa! look at that wicked hondamatic.
by jeff August 22, 2003
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Tommysaur

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.
Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.
by Jeff May 5, 2005
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