shittacular

Somthing really cool or something really dumb

Oh man that was this shittacularest party!
Or that lady is shit

by Jeff July 23, 2003

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 10, 2002

kilby

1. Verb - To present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one's house.

2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.

3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.

1. "Dude where the fuck is everybody?! You fucking kilbied me!"

2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."

3. "Fuckin' kilby."

by Jeff February 03, 2004

texacoed

verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.

When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.

by Jeff December 21, 2004

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff March 21, 2005

tho

when a man or woman have extremley hard nipples when turned on or cold

christine W and alexa p have hard nipples when looking at jeff bowers juring the hot summer

by jeff May 13, 2004

fasnap

It is accurately defined as a phrase used in an intense situation in which something good or bad has happened and "aw snap" or "snap" are not effective.

"That bitch just got kicked in the ass! FASNAP!"

by jeff August 07, 2004