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(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.
by Jeff July 18, 2003
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by Jeff February 16, 2005
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by Jeff April 6, 2005
Get the Salvo mug.Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
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Get the hondamatic mug.A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.
by Jeff May 5, 2005
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