Definitions by Jeff

donkey 

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

donkey by Jeff July 21, 2003

shrimp salad 

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

shrimp salad by Jeff July 21, 2003

Almy 

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

Almy by Jeff July 18, 2003

xeroxed 

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

xeroxed by Jeff July 18, 2003

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

horse fucker by jeff July 18, 2003

spitting dragon 

when a man ejackulates down a womens throat an she coughs it up due to the force

the bitch copped a spitting dragon

spitting dragon by jeff July 18, 2003

roxors my boxors 

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

roxors my boxors by Jeff July 16, 2003