Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 27, 2005

Brittilicious

Compound term: "Britt" + "Delicious" -- A quality or condition embodying a unique savory aspect derivative of the imput or influence of Britt herself.

That story was a ficticious, Brittilicious, creation.

Those brownies were Brittilicious.

by Jeff February 13, 2005

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 13, 2003

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

/\/\3 5() 1337. /\/\'/ Pen16 15 |31993|2 7|-|4/\/ U|2'5

pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by Jeff May 26, 2004

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 10, 2002

donkey

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

by Jeff July 21, 2003