Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all
Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level
by Jeff October 08, 2003
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red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.
Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.
by Jeff February 27, 2004
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lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.
by jeff October 01, 2004
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poo

usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.
Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.
by jeff April 30, 2004
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farting

A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.
Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"
by jeff April 30, 2004
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umm

Yes
No
Maybe
Definitely
Definitely not
I agree
Of course I am listening, darling
Ooh that feels good
Ouch that hurts
by jeff May 04, 2003
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Grimace

The face made buy a guy when a girl "accidently" uses her teeth.
Dude, sally made me grimace the other day, and I wanted to cry
by Jeff January 13, 2004
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