ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.

Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.

by Jeff December 08, 2004

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 18, 2005

hribkoweed

only made by evil mr. hribko

i smoked hribko weed in the woods

by Jeff November 08, 2003

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff October 25, 2004

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff March 23, 2006

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 06, 2005

adish

a word to describe somebody who is too lovely, too wonderful, too amazing for any other word

I love you, adish.

by Jeff December 05, 2003