Jeff's definitions

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

Limaholic

A person who is addicted to eating roach turd.

Jebus man! What on earth are you eating! You sick sick limaholic.

by Jeff December 13, 2003

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 1, 2005

Punch the Devil

Literally, the sound made when one punches Satan, or a Satan-esque figure, in the face.

Punch the Devil

by Jeff February 18, 2004