Jeff's definitions

JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

by Jeff June 10, 2006

bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.

Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.

by jeff January 30, 2004

humi's bois

queers who reside in the Clemson House

Jason "I am just one of Humi's bois" Jeff "We are family"

by jeff March 6, 2005

fugly

The word ugly and all associated definitions. (fucking ugly with out using profanity)

That bitch is fugly

by Jeff December 9, 2002

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004

split twister

when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men

we gave this fat chick a split twister

by jeff November 9, 2003

swaino

This guy who sleeps in the bedroom next to me, especially if he's hot.

There was this guy who was my roommate and he was a swaino....but then I'm gay.

by Jeff August 18, 2003