A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?
Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.
Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?
Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.
Moe: Heard that.
Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.
Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?
Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.
Moe: Heard that.
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Get the Reach Around Cum Swallow mug.Doing anything at a higher speed than the recommended limit. Very similar to hauling ass, but it is more of an homage to the duo Hall & Oates, in reference to their rapid record fabrication in the 70s.
The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
Jack: Damn yo, you just got passed on the right by a semi!
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.
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Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
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Get the debth mug.When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
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