Contract

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
by JediAndi September 03, 2005
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9mm

Firearms calibre commonly used for semi automatic pistols and sub machine guns. Useful for short range fire only. Used as a slang term for a pistol used by gang members or criminals
So he pulled this 9mm on me
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
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Cop a Feel

(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.
This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.
by JediAndi September 03, 2005
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JD

abbrv. Jack Daniels. A sweet tasting Tennesee whiskey. See also Jack
I'll have a JD and coke
by JediAndi April 05, 2003
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Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
by JediAndi November 19, 2005
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Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.
Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.
by JediAndi March 24, 2006
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JKD

abbrv. Jeet Kune Do, Martial Art developed by the late Bruce Lee which acknowledges the pros and cons of all martial arts and fighting forms and utilises anything that works from any system to achieve a martial art that has no set forms or "moves". See alsoOne Inch Punch
I'm gonna learn JKD, man
by JediAndi April 05, 2003
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