Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
Get the Jonesmug. (adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
by JediAndi September 21, 2005
Get the Contractmug. 
Get the JDmug. by JediAndi September 08, 2005
Get the Bag of Titsmug. (n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.
Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
by JediAndi December 02, 2005
Get the Bitchscriptmug. Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
Get the I am Jack'smug. (Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.
by JediAndi September 21, 2005
Get the NVAmug.