JediAndi's definitions

NVA

(Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.

That waitress hasn't got anything right today, she's so NVA.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.

She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Pay as you go

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who only sleeps with you after receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system. Also describes a prostitute.
Atonym - Contract

I had to take that Pay as you go out to dinner three times before I got me some!

I'm in town for a couple days on business, I need to get me a pay as you go.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Baitcar

(n.) A vehicle which has been modified by law enforcement agencies to detain any person trying to steal (or jack) it. Usually fitted with an engine immobiliser or remote steering device, concealed cameras and door locks which can be locked by remote. A baitcar does not violate anti-entrapment law as the individual is not enticed into stealing the vehicle.

I got caught jacking a baitcar, got me sent down for a stretch

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

How Arch

Retaliatory statement derived from arch enemy or arch nemesis which sarcastically points out how un nefarious a persons actions are. Used to counter a statement of suspicion about another person.

"He has got to be up to something!"
"Ooh, how arch!!"

"She just gave me money and walked away!?!"
"Wow, how arch!!"

by JediAndi September 8, 2005