JediAndi's definitions

9mm

Firearms calibre commonly used for semi automatic pistols and sub machine guns. Useful for short range fire only. Used as a slang term for a pistol used by gang members or criminals

So he pulled this 9mm on me

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Baitcar

(n.) A vehicle which has been modified by law enforcement agencies to detain any person trying to steal (or jack) it. Usually fitted with an engine immobiliser or remote steering device, concealed cameras and door locks which can be locked by remote. A baitcar does not violate anti-entrapment law as the individual is not enticed into stealing the vehicle.

I got caught jacking a baitcar, got me sent down for a stretch

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

One Inch Punch

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD

I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.

She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

NVA

(Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.

That waitress hasn't got anything right today, she's so NVA.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

JKD

abbrv. Jeet Kune Do, Martial Art developed by the late Bruce Lee which acknowledges the pros and cons of all martial arts and fighting forms and utilises anything that works from any system to achieve a martial art that has no set forms or "moves". See alsoOne Inch Punch

I'm gonna learn JKD, man

by JediAndi April 4, 2003