Jebus Bob Rice's definitions

Orvis

A man that smells very bad because of his lack of showering and is very lazy because he does not have a job.

You are a crazy Orvis man.

by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003

Relvis

A combination of Reese and Elvis. A man who has uncontrollable chest hair syndrome brought to you by the letter "p". Also may sport ruffles on the rear.

Whooooe that man with the unbuttoned shirt is Relvising.

by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003

visually eye pleasing

pleasing to the eye (visually)

The picture of Brian in "the" slammin' Elvis glasses was very visually eye pleasing to my grandmutha's latin lov-a

by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003

What what what jigga what

When something is totally bizzarre and you happen to have previously farted. Thank you and Good night.

What What What jigga What? or no no no jigga no! Or poo poo poo jigga poo! or vulumptuois vulumptuois vulumptuois jigga vulumptuois.

by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003

bon jovi is rockin' the bus

when something is so cool that the bus begins to shake vuluptuosly in front of the suggestive white male

Elvis's fantabulous chest hair is rockin' the bus(bon jovi style).
Wow, that movie is bon Jovi rockin' the bus.

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

get off my lawn

a general statement
it means whatever you wish it to mean
Yes, yes even cheese is good.

Get off my lawn!

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

lingo

word style
an individuals dictionary

I don't use smelly in my lingo.

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003