Jebus's definitions

cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by Jebus January 26, 2005

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by Jebus September 9, 2003

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by Jebus July 4, 2003

Ugly

Your mom

Damn ugly ass mofo

by Jebus July 4, 2003

vodak

1337ness incarnate

vodak + g0d

by jebus February 6, 2003