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Shitbolls

After a bad thing happens, you shrugg your shoulders, and it's like saying "who cares" or "what the fuck life goes on"
"I just got fired...........ehhhhhhhhhh SHITBOLLS!!!!"

(pronounce the bolls like bulls or bools)
by Jeremy January 6, 2004
mugGet the Shitbollsmug.

plunge

to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.
I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.
by JEREMY July 23, 2003
mugGet the plungemug.

Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
mugGet the Detourmug.

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.
Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.
by Jeremy November 26, 2004
mugGet the cockmastermug.

buttface

A stupid person; A stupidhead; An asshole (ususally devoid of intelligence).
President George W. Bush is a buttface. If someone took a face and mixed it with a butt, it'd look just like him.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
mugGet the buttfacemug.

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis
yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale
by jeremy May 13, 2005
mugGet the chodemug.

SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.
I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.
by jeremy March 30, 2005
mugGet the SCUBAmug.

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