JeLLo's definitions

bijal

sexy mofo

bijals sexy

by jello May 3, 2004

Red Wings

1)The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to ingage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman's period.
2)Taking a blood bath and gargling during.
3)Licking and fucking a bloody pussy and liking it.
4)Placing ones self in harms way for a buddy.

Karen has a bloody pussy and Tommy did not want to fuck and eat her. I stepped in to be his wingman and there was a ton of sucking and fucking to be had. I earned my "Red Wings" that night with Combat V.


NOTE: You must requal monthly to hold this statis. There will be a week window to do this in every month. Don't be a Bitch, earn your wings.

by Jello December 17, 2004

Condom

The Love Glove !!

He put the condom on his erect penis before penetrating !!

by JELLO August 30, 2003

succus

something that is useless, annoying, or just all around sucks.

as in...i can't believe you don't like salsa dancing. You are a SUCCUS!

by jello June 19, 2003

london broiler

When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.

Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!

by Jello March 22, 2005

Ho Ass Trick/ Trick Ass Ho

1)One that bends over anytime the boss says so.
2)A bitch to the boss.
3)A yes man.
4)A brown nosing little bitch.
5)David Dunbar

David, you are such a little "Ho Ass Trick", "Ass Trick Ho", "Ass Ho Trick" and or "Trick Ass Ho". You must let the boss park his dick up in your ass 24/7. You are a little bitch cabin boy. In and out your ass.

by Jello December 17, 2004

quarrup

all things shibby; a filler word when you just can't remember what you wanna say

where's the quarrup?

by jello October 10, 2003