18 definitions by jello

When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.
Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!
by jello March 23, 2005
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To be the third person to get the joint.
"I get trips on that spliff."
by jello October 15, 2003
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The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.
I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.
by jello March 17, 2005
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something that is useless, annoying, or just all around sucks.
as in...i can't believe you don't like salsa dancing. You are a SUCCUS!
by jello June 19, 2003
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1)The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to ingage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman's period.
2)Taking a blood bath and gargling during.
3)Licking and fucking a bloody pussy and liking it.
4)Placing ones self in harms way for a buddy.
Karen has a bloody pussy and Tommy did not want to fuck and eat her. I stepped in to be his wingman and there was a ton of sucking and fucking to be had. I earned my "Red Wings" that night with Combat V.


NOTE: You must requal monthly to hold this statis. There will be a week window to do this in every month. Don't be a Bitch, earn your wings.
by jello December 17, 2004
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To buy weed.
Which dealer do you think i should pick off of?
by jello October 16, 2003
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all things shibby; a filler word when you just can't remember what you wanna say
where's the quarrup?
by jello October 11, 2003
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