Jdogtwodolla's definitions

Kwanzaa Faced

to get completly wasted during Kwanzaa

shit i'm Kwanzaa faced hand me another match

by JdogTwodolla November 28, 2010

Aggressive Caroling

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.

Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"

by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009

fictive

A fictitious Idea or train of thought, created using imagination.

I can totally get into this {book here}'s Fictive

We're not actually related, but I view my uncle with a kinship fictive.

by Jdogtwodolla March 23, 2014

Fucktasm

Describes the feeling you get when you create something of critical success. No other word can describe this feeling.

I was going to say shocked but that's not, enough... cause for real, there's no word that can describe it, except for Fucktasm.

by jdogtwodolla April 12, 2011

That Happened

Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence

Well that happened

by JdogTwodolla November 28, 2010

Facerim

The Nickname For Facebook when all you can see are posts about the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

My feed is all Skyrim lately... They Might as well just change Facebook to Facerim.

by jdogtwodolla December 3, 2011

Draft

A draft is what is referred to as a type of "Limited" Magic tournament. You don't bring your own cards, rather you get three packs. You open the packs one at a time, and pass the rest to the person next to you. You get the leftovers from the person on the other side of you, select a card, pass the rest, rinse and repeat. You do this with all 3 packs and then you build a minimum 40 card deck from those picks and go town your opponents's faces. Basic lands are supplied. The tourney structure and prize support will vary based on who's running the show.

I'm gonna get back to Drafting when I'm done here.

by Jdogtwodolla November 27, 2012