Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 03, 2005

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 02, 2003

tallboy

the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.

Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.

by jd April 02, 2003

skizzy munter

A more extreme version of a skizzy but more vile version of a bogan. A skizzy munter is similar to a bogan but upon closer inspection has some more repulsive/feral/skizzy characteristcs.

"check out that skizzy munter, he got a mullet and no teeth"

by jd April 19, 2005

ass wax

ass wax=COOORRRRYYYY!

u ass wax

by JD July 09, 2003

bitch cock

a little dwarf woman that has enormous penis, perhaps the size of whale, and uses it to whip people into submission

shes a fucking bitch cock. i fucking hate her. bitch!

by JD December 19, 2003