Siskel & Ebert

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
by JB October 02, 2003
mugGet the Siskel & Ebertmug.

for real

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.
by JB September 26, 2003
mugGet the for realmug.

lucio fulci

The so-called Italian "Godfather of Gore". Directed classics such as "The Beyond", "Zombie", "Don't Torture a Duckling" and "The New York Ripper".

His films are usually extremely violent and gory.

Born June 17, 1927 in Rome Italy. Originally a medical student. Continued to direct up until his death in 1996, of a diabetes-related illness.
Fulci's most well known work is 1979's "Zombie". An in-name-only sequel to George A. Romero's "Dawn of the Dead".
by JB January 19, 2004
mugGet the lucio fulcimug.

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004
mugGet the dirty onion ringmug.

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich
by JB October 17, 2003
mugGet the Vertical bacon sandwichmug.

keek

that was absolutely keek
by JB June 19, 2006
mugGet the keekmug.

meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.
That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.
by JB February 28, 2005
mugGet the meat axemug.