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Get the Hoe mug.She wore a grey turtle neck sweater in the month of December. The autumn leaves fell to the ground I skd her off. Intrusive thoughts float through my mind all the time as I drive through the beautiful mountains of Oregon. The brown, orange, and tan, like salt in olive oil, blend together. I couldn’t understand why I was so drawn to her grey sweater. It may have been her perfume. Maybe it was her delicious lips. Maybe it was her curvaceous hips. I told her that her sweater is attractive. She asked me, “When will you sk me off again.” My response, “When you cook for me again.”
by Jaythereal December 21, 2022
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by Jaythereal December 23, 2022
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The algebra class was mundane. She teaches as if she is the only person who can hear the composition in her mind. I am seated closer to the window every time class commences. My face feels the gentle breeze as I look at the Camphor trees during 4th period Lalala class.
by Jaythereal December 21, 2022
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