Jaythereal's definitions

Hermaphrocock

A fat dk with sweet slimy cum swirling around it prior to transfer upon puffy nipples on succulent breasts. The fat ck is throbbing to burst. The fat ck is hot inside of you and desires it’s head to be bobbed on in short spurts.

“Would you lick this thick hermaphrocock for me?”

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

Scarlett

When a lady rap her milky thighs around your imagination like pretty butterflies and her wings flutter upon your shoulders. I feel insecure when she won’t let me up for air though it’s warm, sweet, and wet there beneath the comforter an hour later. “Maybe she will prepare a nice dinner for us…” I am thinking as I sk her labias. They turn from cream to hot pink on my red tongue. Her cltoral hood has a home in my brown mouth. All that I care about is when she cms in my throat. I wish that I could pour it in a wineglass and drink it for breakfast. My eyes are bloodshot from sucking that tight hole. If she pulls the cover off to let me breathe again, I swear I am going in. Then she can pull the spirit from my hard ck. Her essence is heavenly like a cloud of cotton candy and I am busting through with hard rock. “Oh Scarlett I love you so much!” When she is near me, I can’t help but milk my dk. I like to roll my tongue around the head of her tender clt. I like to sk the juices from her soul and taste her spirit.

“Scarlett is home from work.”

by Jaythereal December 18, 2022

Offensive wealth

One who uses an affluent disposition to excuse and/or justify a condescending nature.

“I find her authoritarian perspective to be uncouth and vulgar and her offensive wealth to be a great imposition. Yikes. Her wealth is frightening.”

by Jaythereal December 14, 2022

Joseph

A beautiful man who is well endowed down there.

I saw Joseph at the party. The man is hung like a horse.

by Jaythereal December 14, 2022

Caitlyn

A very beautiful, charming, and cleaver woman of complexity and sophistication.

Yo Caitlyn is fine. Her outfit is stunning. That is a gorgeous woman.

by Jaythereal December 14, 2022

Opera Winsfreedom

She wore a grey turtle neck sweater in the month of December. The autumn leaves fell to the ground I skd her off. Intrusive thoughts float through my mind all the time as I drive through the beautiful mountains of Oregon. The brown, orange, and tan, like salt in olive oil, blend together. I couldn’t understand why I was so drawn to her grey sweater. It may have been her perfume. Maybe it was her delicious lips. Maybe it was her curvaceous hips. I told her that her sweater is attractive. She asked me, “When will you sk me off again.” My response, “When you cook for me again.”

“Opera Winsfreedom bought a restaurant in Chicago dude…Totally awesome!”

by Jaythereal December 21, 2022

Hoe

A tool that’s used to loosen dirt in preparation to plant grass seeds.

“Dude I am so tired. I been hoeing in the front yard…I hoed on the side of the building, and I’ve been hoeing all day”

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022