Jaydawg 's definitions

crap ring

Sphincter muscle in the ass.

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds

Ooh I just got the dank shivers

by Jaydawg May 1, 2018

cunt throb

A really good looking guy. See also cockthrob.

Johnny Depp is such a cunt throb.

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

sack up

Stop being such a pussy

You need to sack up instead of crying about your pussy hurting. (see also wah my pussy hurts.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

busting guts

Particularly vigorous intercourse.

Dude, I was totally bustin' that chicks guts!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

Wal-Mart

A place where white trash hang out.

I'm going to Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

I'm taking my family to dinner at the McDonald's in Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004