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Definitions by Jaydawg

dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds
dank shivers by Jaydawg May 1, 2018

Roommate abuse 

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.
you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper
Roommate abuse by Jaydawg May 29, 2012

fucktastic 

Someone of either sex who is a great lay.
Dude, Janet is totally fucktastic!
fucktastic by jaydawg February 19, 2005
Oh God, Stacey is such a cockthrob!
cockthrob by jaydawg February 19, 2005

cunt throb 

cunt throb by jaydawg February 19, 2005

hog venom 

Slang for semen. From the back of a porn box. Created by porn star Erik Everhard.
Right before I came, I pulled my cock out and slathered her in hog venom!
hog venom by jaydawg February 19, 2005

crap ring 

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!
crap ring by jaydawg February 19, 2005