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Born in a Barn

1. To have no standards relating to people. To have an open door policy.
2. To be savage of birth, bearing through hell and high water, especially when it comes to cold weather and the raw elements.
3. A Jesus-like figure. Somebody who is perfect, blameless, and performs miracles in astounding ways. They try to see the good in people, however they will be constantly crucified, unjustly, as they try to fit it.
4. Someone who is naive and lacks understanding in social areas, though people would rather not help them.
1. Jason: "Man, why did Jon let these squares come through, they cramping like fuhh."

Andre: "You know Jon, he was born in a barn, he doesn't care who rolls up."
2. Stevie: "It's freezing in here, I can see my breath without even smoking a stogie!"
Josh: "Not everyone was born in a barn, I'll make a fire before the cops show up."
3. Amanda: "I feel antsy tonight, lets round up the squad and crucify us a virgin!"
Nathan: "I know this one guy who was born in a barn, lets fuck his night up!"
4. Guy: "What's a cookie?"
Chick: "What, were you born in a barn or something."
by JaySteeze January 12, 2015
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Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
by JaySteeze January 2, 2015
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