Definitions by JaySteeze

Threading the Needle 

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

Threading the Needle by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Blap 

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

Blap by JaySteeze January 2, 2015