Jay Clarkson's definitions

gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

Online Biteage

To bite someone over the internet with use of a webcam. With your mouth up close to the camera and moving it in a biting motion

He is so kinky he's into online biteage

by Jay Clarkson December 20, 2004

Shit Fit

An extreme fit of anger or spazticness.
Normaly flailing of arms and screaming obsenities and people.

Dont Have A Fucking Shit Fit.
He Only Gone And Had A Shit Fit.
I only wiped shit in his ear when he was sleeping no need to take a shit fit

by Jay Clarkson December 26, 2004

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

Yiam

A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys, regular shenanagans that cause quite a kafuffle), Albino, Rich, Greasy Or Someone Who Constantly Eats Fast Food.

Hey Yiam You Say You Dont Eat Fast Food, Well What Did You Have Yesterday
Well I Had KFC
And The Day Before Yiam
Well Burger King But It Didnt Count Cos I Only Had 2 Supersize Meals *Greas Drips Of Pickaxe of a chin*

by Jay Clarkson January 1, 2005

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005

gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for

Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005