Definitions by Jay Clarkson

gonc 

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

gonc by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

Beef Eater 

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

Beef Eater by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

femme pantalon 

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme

Hey Femme Pantalon
What?

femme pantalon by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

second hand fart 

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)

Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P

second hand fart by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005

shabbat 

To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made

I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!

shabbat by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

cluff 

If you have a very fat hand and hit someone with it, it isnt a punch or a slap it is a cluff.

Dave, Colin and Adam are the cluff boys

cluff by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

Meat hook 

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

Meat hook by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005