coke slut

an individual - most often a skanky woman - who engages in sexual acts in exchange for crack or powder cocaine

That fucking coke slut tried to steal my wallet, so I punched her in the nose.

by jay April 29, 2003

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003

spread

Drugs at a rave or concert. Passed out by a spreader

Let me pick up some spread before I leave here.

by Jay November 17, 2003

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006