Definitions by Jatty

velzy

She is a dirty mutt who will never leave you alone, she is extremely energetic but also kind hearted. She has a hard time listening and is mostly a bitch. If you know a velzy, good luck.

Wow she’s rolling around in the mud, she’s such a velzy.

velzy by Jatty June 5, 2024

Patufo 

A small South East Asian (preferably Cambodian) child wielding a backpack.

That patufo sure runs fast!

Patufo by Jatty June 29, 2015

dainty 

A lady's special place

Keep your hands off my dainty, creep!

dainty by jatty January 5, 2010

grumper 

1. A grumpy person 2. Totally lame.

1. Did you hear Denise whining about her hair? She's a total grumper.

2. No more pudding cups? Grumper!

grumper by jatty July 20, 2009

example 

That kid in class who never will amount/has amounted to anything.

Sometimes used to make a play on "served as an example," "make an example of," and other idiomatic phrases that use the word "example".

guy 1: hey, is your bro's fulltime job still sitting on the coach?

guy2: yea, he's an example alright.

Lunch lady: (To student) Here you go, son. (Loud whispered to other lunch lady) Example, served.

Student: What was that?

example by jatty July 6, 2009

detach tit

Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.

Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.

detach tit by jatty July 6, 2009

spun 

To be a victim of the spin machine/s or spin doctor/s. To be caught up in the web of mass media-generated misinformation and lies.

"I even thought there were WMDs in iraq when we invaded. Man, I was so spun."

spun by jatty July 6, 2009