Puppet Legs

When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.

Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."

Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"

by Jasper LaPrizrak July 12, 2021

Popping Tongue Slap

The audible sound generated from a human tongue slapping downward into the moistened bed of the mouth during vocalization.

Christian tended to annoyingly overanunciate most words as a normal practice. However, his popping tongue slap was becoming much more than any of us could tolerate.

by Jasper LaPrizrak July 19, 2021

Hot Sippy

A warm usually caffeinated drink enjoyed in the morning.

"It is COLD this morning! Whatcha say guys time for a Hot Sippy?!"

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 19, 2020

Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.

Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 06, 2021

S.I.B.K.

Super Itchy Balloon Knot

I didn't have toilet paper to wipe my sh*t ridden a*s so now I have a serious case of S.I.B.K.

by Jasper LaPrizrak March 27, 2022

Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.

Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."

by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023

Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022