Jason Biggs's definitions

monkey nuts

small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

sex with a pie

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.

Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?

by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004

monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

wang

the male sex organ, referred to as the penis.

Harry has a big wang.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

pigeon

a euphamism often used to refer to an ugly ass bitch who be too goddam fucked up to even look at. but hell, she fuckable.

Yo don't be hittin that girl ramone, she be a fuckin pigeon.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

cock knocker

somebody who bounces a dick like a fat chick with a chicken wing.

Man that bitch is a cock knocker; look at the way she suck a brotha off. damn, damn, damn.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

tommy knocker

a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.

Man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002