Jason 's definitions

good

A complete hopless bitch. Fucking lazy fuck should be shot. A whore. See also tunnel-gutted fuck bag.

Good is a fucking loser. Your girlfriend is such a good, she screwed me.

by Jason April 13, 2005

Hunt

A worthless four eyed faggot who couldnt get laid if someone paid him. A fucking lazy ass bitch who likes to give Smith's head. A ignorant mother fucker who's last girlfriend is his hand. Also your name rymes with Cunt.

Your such a hunt. Dont act like a hunt.

by Jason April 19, 2005

Sexteen

The age at which one may concent to have sexual intercourse. The actual age varies from state to state.

Melanie shagged the entire football team on her sexteenth birthday.

by Jason January 25, 2005

Pizza Hut

I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?

I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.

by Jason December 8, 2003

scooby doo

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"

Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.

by Jason July 19, 2004

exie

1.Slang term for a person who would be considered an existentialist, in regard to personal philosophy.
Term allegedly coined by John Lennon of the Beatles.

Those exies think they have it all figgured out.

by Jason December 15, 2004

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005