Jason's definitions

Charva

Mispronounced name of a girl in a Frank Zappa tune of the same name.

Charva... Charva... I love you thorugh and through, I loved you since in grammar school when we were sniffin glue...

by Jason January 8, 2004

lyndi

an tall pretty girl who isnt afraid to flaunt what she has. someone who knos how to dance..

"gosh lyndi where did you learn to move like that

by jason January 8, 2004

tissue

your best friend when your nose needs some lovin'.

"hello tissue. i'm sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin'."

by jason January 8, 2004

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

chili dog

A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.

Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!

by Jason January 9, 2004

rtfq

Read The Fuckin' Question

My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.

by Jason January 9, 2004

gigantism

A physical condition where a chick is quite large (often 6 ft or taller) but not really fat, thus still attractive and very fuckable. Small men are often intimidated by such women which is unfortunate for them, because they are great lays. Women's volleyball players often suffer from gigantism.

"Damn, did you see those fine-ass honeys in the 2-on-2 beach volleyball tournament? They have gigantism, but I'd fuck the shit out of all of them."

by Jason January 9, 2004