disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

Katielingus

Oral Stimulation of the anus

Jason forced robert to perform katielingus on his friend, Zipper

by Jason June 24, 2006

goddamn ducks

A term used when you, or someone around you farts. This is because a fart sounds like a duck

Person 1: *farts*... goddamn ducks
Person 2: goddamn ducks...

*Person 3 walks in*
Person 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
Person 1: goddamn ducks!

by Jason December 13, 2004

smelly poo

the name given to a shitty teacher, who smells

Mr Ilango is a smelly poo

by jason April 12, 2004

Opeth

FUCK. why are yous comparing opeth to sum41 and inflames ??? i mean fuck they shit all over then especially sum41 ..... there punk i mean sheez lol sorry guys i just feel strongly about opeth coz there the best

1. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
2. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
3. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
4. Hey whats the wor.... deftones

by jason December 30, 2003

sex kitten

A woman that is so sexy you just want to grab her and do unmentionable things. Sex kittens are usually found in cool climates, but do tend to come out when it gets somewhat hot. These sexual beings are and nuts in bed and just make you cringe!

Damn, I met this "sex kitten" last week that's fucking hot! She's made me feel things I've never felt and is damn sexy!

by Jason May 13, 2004