Joshin' Your Taders

Just fucking with you

Bob: Dude I fucked your sister last night
Jack: What?!
Bob: Ha just joshin' your taders

by Jason March 05, 2004

bap

Used as a celebration, when something exciting happens, imitates the sound of a gun.

*Jason punches James*

Simon: "Bap, Bap, Bap!"

by Jason May 23, 2003

axis of evil

The enemies to the Allies During WW II, Nazi Germany, Italy, and Japan.

The axis of evil was responible for getting the USA involved in WW II

by Jason July 13, 2003

crunk

A new piece of flash equipment, like a car's wheels, or dubs...something shiny instead of using the word "bling"

"yo son, that new black chrome shaft on your lob wedge is crunk!"

by jason February 11, 2005

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 08, 2004

opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.

What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.

by Jason February 13, 2005