Jason's definitions

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

Kopperstad

Involving, or being approached with, a vast amount of homsexuality.

Some guy just kopperstaded me last night, at the club.

by Jason November 15, 2004

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.

Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!

by Jason November 14, 2004

PUDDING©

PUDDING©-God's way of sending us something sweet

-PUDDING© rules and if u dont think so ill shove PUDDING© up your ass!
-PUDDING© is god's nectar.
-You are not a believer in the ways of the PUDDING©!

by Jason November 13, 2004

cockananny

cockananny1-to talk gibberish
cockananny2-to shove cock in nanny's mouth

-Stop talking cockananny!
-take your cockananny out of her mouth!
-we were fighting with our cockananny

by Jason November 13, 2004

PUDDING

PUDDING-god's favorite snack

-You are not a believer of the PUDDING!
-PUDDING rules you and your little hamster named bob!
-Suck my PUDDING hole!

by Jason November 13, 2004