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Definitions by Jason

Whoa brah check out my doggers!
doggers by jason December 4, 2004
I word I created just for upwords
tanl by Jason December 4, 2004

shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
shortshword by Jason December 2, 2004

Big red Pole 

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."
Big red Pole by Jason December 2, 2004

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball
When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.
Rolling Carpet by Jason December 1, 2004
Roya hot ass persian girl who is usually the best looking girl you can find. She is any guy's dream fantasy (hence the definition of her name in Farsi is "fantasy) usually she has dark hair eyes makes her mysterious and sexy.
Holy crap...i just saw a Roya...and DAMN did she look fine!
roya by Jason November 29, 2004
To wait around till the last moment. Complete an assignment the day its due.
I lolygag on my homework, and never get it done.
lolygag by Jason November 25, 2004