Jason's definitions

crunk

A new piece of flash equipment, like a car's wheels, or dubs...something shiny instead of using the word "bling"

"yo son, that new black chrome shaft on your lob wedge is crunk!"

by jason February 11, 2005

Dell

hiring ppl from india with fake names as john jon bill etc

damn burger king is a dell with its damn mexicans

by jason February 11, 2005

pig

Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.

We didn't have enought time to play horse, so we played a game of pig instead

by jason February 12, 2005

Zozing

(To Zoze)

A: According to Ricky... to engage in "Study Hall."

B: According to Jason and Jordan, to cuddle in a way in which the couple appears to be sleeping when in fact theyre spooning, groping, and probably even kissing.

One night Ricky walked into the room and saw Ryan and Zoe Zozing it up on his bed. He said "Hi."

by Jason February 13, 2005

opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.

What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.

by Jason February 13, 2005

Rhykeey

One crazy motherfucker.

Rhykeey said "I want a blowjob in which the girl has pop rocks in her mouth."

by Jason February 14, 2005

Deathnight

a dead night :| usually accompanied with a death threat :|

When you don't do anything at all at night.

by jason May 13, 2005