Jason's definitions

zowie

The sound that is made when Batman hits someone.

Batman hits someone, "ZOWIE"

by jason November 20, 2003

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

ohyerded

A word used to tell your friend you are going to "kill him" for hitting you in the nads, but you are so drunk your words run together. Pronounced "O-YER-DED" this word can be used by anyone at anytime although it is 10 to 15 times funnier when you are piss faced drunk. Normally used when you are dancing around with the JACK bottle in your hand and your "buddy" comes from behind and gives ya the old reach around nut hammer. Normally followed by laughter and extreme pain to both parties that is if you can see him.

"Whoa Yeah!! shake my ass show me what you got (ball shot) Ohyerded!

" Hey i pissed in that barcardi bottle dude!" BLurrrrrp Ohyerded hoooooorffff!!!! <- (puke sounds)

by Jason June 18, 2006

MARTA

Atlanta's heavy rail transit system that is underfunded to keep "those people" out of the white sparwlburbs.

I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.

by Jason June 19, 2004

Dooouf

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

by Jason March 10, 2005

jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate

Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!

by Jason September 30, 2004

chessboy

a gay boy who likes to bum animals

danny russet bums animals all day

by jason May 11, 2004