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The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!
I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|
by Jason March 22, 2005
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cuzznit

"James is a cuzznit."
by Jason May 23, 2003
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Shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat
you fuckin shnell, stop lying.. we know you didn't make the team! fuckin shnell..
by jason August 26, 2003
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stump

They Call him Stump because he his All Root!
Some walk up and put it in, Stump puts it in and walks up.
by Jason September 10, 2004
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strike a nerve

It's when your being cocky in a fight and someone hits you say:
Well, that stuck a nerve.

to show that, "oh look, i could hardly tell but i think this chap wants to fight me...."
by jason May 13, 2005
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stond

Teh smrtest.
I am Stond! I pwn joo!
by Jason January 17, 2004
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chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.
This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.
by Jason June 18, 2006
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