Bubble Blower

When you cum into an empty bottle of bubble soap and start blowing bubbles with your cum

Man 1: Wanna try a bubble blower?
Woman 1: Only if I can play as well

by Jasian1028 January 06, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020

Cragger

Half white, half black, and half… faggot

Damn Craggers taking over our media. SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 January 11, 2023

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 September 09, 2019

Liverpool Vajazzle

Herpes

“It was a proper Vajazzle and not just a Liverpool Vajazzle? Which is a euphemism for herpes”

by Jasian1028 July 08, 2021

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 01, 2020