Jasian1028's definitions

Liverpool Vajazzle

Herpes

“It was a proper Vajazzle and not just a Liverpool Vajazzle? Which is a euphemism for herpes”

by Jasian1028 July 8, 2021

SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 September 9, 2019

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020

Cragger

Half white, half black, and half… faggot

Damn Craggers taking over our media. SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 January 11, 2023

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

Forbidden Bath Bomb

also known as committing toaster bath tub

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB

by Jasian1028 February 28, 2020