Definitions by Jasian1028

Liverpool Vajazzle 

Herpes

“It was a proper Vajazzle and not just a Liverpool Vajazzle? Which is a euphemism for herpes”

Liverpool Vajazzle by Jasian1028 July 8, 2021

Sloppy Dallas 

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

Sloppy Dallas by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020

Splenda Father 

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

Splenda Father by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Forbidden Bath Bomb 

also known as committing toaster bath tub

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB

Forbidden Bath Bomb by Jasian1028 February 28, 2020

a fat ceeze 

when you cough and sneeze at the same time

wtf is wrong with you?
I just had a fat ceeze

a fat ceeze by Jasian1028 February 27, 2020

Bubble Blower

When you cum into an empty bottle of bubble soap and start blowing bubbles with your cum

Man 1: Wanna try a bubble blower?
Woman 1: Only if I can play as well

Bubble Blower by Jasian1028 January 6, 2020

Frendophobia 

Fear of being friendzoned

(yes Frendophobia is meant to be spelled without the i in friend)

Frendophobia by Jasian1028 September 11, 2019