a fat ceeze

when you cough and sneeze at the same time

wtf is wrong with you?
I just had a fat ceeze

by Jasian1028 February 27, 2020

SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 September 10, 2019

Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

by Jasian1028 December 30, 2021

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 26, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020

Forbidden Bath Bomb

also known as committing toaster bath tub

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB

by Jasian1028 February 29, 2020

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024