Subway

The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.

-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.

by Jared December 19, 2003

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 25, 2004

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 21, 2005

cinosweiv

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position

Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night

by jared March 01, 2005

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005

hourse

a hourse is a cop that takes both the side of the criminal and the cops with a price

"a hourse is a pig that don't fly straight"

by jared November 19, 2003

Squg

The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.

Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye

by JaRed January 27, 2015