Jared's definitions

Subway

The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.

-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.

by Jared December 18, 2003

stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by Jared January 8, 2004

DYOH

Do Your Own Homework

What is the plot of "The Lord of the Rings?"

I have an idea, DYOH!

by Jared February 5, 2004

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

NEWSOM

recieves Summer's Eve To Get rid of vaginal stinkyness

Rachel used the summer's eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench

by Jared February 6, 2003