Jared's definitions

hibbidy hap

anything, usually makin out or sex

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night

by jared December 4, 2004

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003

Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.

Kittie is just so damn cool.

by Jared February 14, 2005

Halo 2

A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.

Go play Half-Life 2 instead. It's much better.

by Jared May 13, 2005

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

dorg karnt

An insult issued by local Australian Aboriginals within poorer communities i.e. 'Balga'

'Ay dere dorg karnt, ya gunna ge' us fiddy cents or a smoke?'

'Oi, dat dere white fella is a dorg karnt'

by Jared July 12, 2004

jare's

a team of people that can do what most cant.

the team qualijare pulled off the trick

by Jared November 21, 2003