Janos Lajos von Neumann's definitions

Fat Ogre

Your mother

Your mother is a Fat Ogre

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Sir

A courtesy title you should be using to address ME.

Me: A vodka martini shaken, not stirred
You: Right away Sir.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Hamilton Bitch

A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.

That Hamilton bitch won't stop pointing out how the American revolution is literally Hamilton.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025

Ecks Bawks Hueg

Ancient gamer slang for when something is so big, that it is comparable to the original Xbox in size.

Your mom's car is Ecks Bawks Hueg

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.

Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025