Definitions by Janos Lajos von Neumann
Hamilton Bitch
A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.
Hamilton Bitch by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025
Penis Envy
Penis Envy by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
Sir
Sir by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
Jessica
A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
Jessica by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
Ecks Bawks Hueg
Ancient gamer slang for when something is so big, that it is comparable to the original Xbox in size.
Ecks Bawks Hueg by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025