avril

a little rat-like, talentless, bipolar, Canadian girl who was told by lousy, money hungry music producers to simply be the image of the anti-britney and to therefore convert pop star fans into her genre and making "punk" fashionable and mainstream. ultimately, the female version of blink 182, which is pop-punk and is a disgrace to even be called music.


how an "Avril" can be distinguished: can not sing at all, rags on other teen girls, does not wash face, pretends she's rebellious, pretends she skateboards, wears neck ties and wifebeaters, pretends she gets a long better with guys better than girls, wears baggy pants and boxer underwear, goes psycho crazy on stage and needs to be sedated, pretends she knows what punk music really is.
i never knew a canadian can be so influential to this many impressionable americans...these are dark times in america.
by jane doe June 04, 2004
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bun

n. A person (male or female) you're seeing/dating and have an affectionate relationship with. Not a one nighter or fuck buddy. Someone you don't mind hugging or kissing in public. Sometimes (in DC) used inter-changeably with "boo".
v. To meet up with the aforementioned person and do warm fuzzy couple things, such as watch a movie and/or cuddle. To bun.
N. Homie#1 - Yo, dawg, who was that girl I saw u with at the movies?
Homie#2 - Pssshh. You don't know? That was my bun.

V. Homie#1 - Ay, dawg, you hanging out tonight?
Homie#2 - Nah. I'm bunnin' with my girl tonight.
by Jane Doe January 05, 2005
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cock boggler

one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.
by jane doe October 18, 2004
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dolly

i love shannon b9sexzxxuu
by Jane Doe May 14, 2003
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jaba the slut

an unsightly large slut who has fucked up make up and hot pink stilletos. (thats a given) originated from jaba the hut.
look at jaba the slut over there eating a hoagie while pole dancing.
by jane doe October 18, 2004
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free packaging

When a guy does not wear underwear.
Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.

My best friend: Hahaha, yeah I really don't get it either.
by Jane Doe June 29, 2005
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mac

popular line of cosmetics especially for society's creme de la creme and celebrities
gonna run over to the mac counter for some eyeliner
by jane doe May 13, 2005
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