signifyin'

The root of the word is "sign", as in pronouncing or interpreting "signs" of the future or important spiritual symbols. This must be related to African or Afro-American religious and spiritual practices involving the serious disucssion of divine signs and their meanings.
In a more general sense, if someone is said to be "signifyin"", it may mean that they are taking themselves to seriously by holding forth on deep portentious subjects in a self-important manner.
One might be describing pretentious intellectualizing or over-bearing preaching about matters which should make us humble by their mystery.

When asked to sign a timesheet at work, the manager said, "Sure.. in Heberew or English ?"
On which a passing co-worker commented, "There he goes signifyin' again."
Since I happen to be Jewish, I know exactly what he meant.

by Jane September 05, 2003

twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 02, 2004

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

foggy goggles

This is another sexual act that is similar to "snowballing." A female partner performs oral sex on her male friend and pretends to swallow his semen. When he is least expecting it she spits it back into his eyes and he then has "foggy goggles."

He was being selfish so I gave him some foggy goggles.

by jane April 25, 2003

holmdel

Holmdel is a town in central New Jersey. It consists of 4 schools, Holmdel Park, your house, your neighbor's house, Temptations, and the Holmdel Commons.

Holmdel is a boring place to be.

by jane April 02, 2005

Big Ass Chair

A large chair in the front of Duke Ellington School for the Arts in Georgetown, Washington DC

"Look at the Big Ass Chair"

by Jane April 22, 2005

Cuntish

things that are out of order but in acultish kind of way. For example....

Jesus action figures... Now thats cuntish!!! Get it?

Also the moving fountain pictures that you get in indian restaurants !

People can be cuntish too... Danny La Rue !! Now thats cuntish!!!

by jane January 21, 2004