Jamie Cheese's definitions

Refugee Rage

Refugee Rage: A form of intense, reactive anger—like road rage—where a person, often in the UK, flies off the handle whenever illegal immigration comes up. Triggers can be news reports, social media posts, chats about small boats or dinghies, or footage of migrants crossing the English Channel. The reaction is usually emotional ranting, fixation on the issue, and an inability to stay calm while discussing it.

Lee: I was with Dave the other day…
Frank: Yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He was getting proper angry, bruv LOL… Every time the news mentioned small boats, he was going mental. I think he’s got a bad case of refugee rage.
Frank: LOL… Refugee rage, bruv?
Lee: Yeah, well funny innit? We going to have to call him Refugee Rage Dave now, bruv LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025

Pop Culture Vulture

Pop Culture Vulture: A playful term for individuals who avidly follow and emulate pop culture trends. They often dress like their favorite pop stars, immerse themselves in the latest music, and imitate dramatic behaviors from movies, such as gangster film tropes or drug use. This can lead them into trouble, including risky behavior, legal consequences, or even harmful situations. It highlights the sometimes extreme and imitative engagement with pop culture.

Lee: Have you seen Dan at work? He blasts out heavy metal, dresses like a rock star, and looks like a total melt, bruv. He can’t sing or play anything!
Frank: Yeah, he's a proper pop culture vulture, that one! What a muppet, bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025

Mobile Beggar

Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.

Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.

Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?

Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?

Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?

Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.

Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?

Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.

Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025

Drugs, sex, and on the dole

Drugs, sex, and on the dole

A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .

Lee, Frank, I've got something to tell you Bruv.

Frank: What is it you sound worried?

Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv

Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.

Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.

Frank LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 1, 2025

Crash for cash

Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.

Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.

Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!

Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.

Lee:LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025

War Tourist

War Tourist: A war tourist is typically a middle-aged, middle- or upper-class male from the West a individual who, in a modern-day midlife crisis, seeks excitement beyond ordinary holiday experiences. They venture into conflict zones and war-torn countries for the thrill and unique experiences, often relishing the danger. Sometimes, they even attempt to join local military efforts. This new form of tourism can lead to significant consequences, including legal repercussions, accusations of terrorism, and the risk of being kidnapped, tortured, or even dying. They may return home with souvenirs such as bullets, shrapnel, or even human remains. War tourists prefer these intense experiences over typical holidays and often proudly share their stories and souvenirs.

Lee: Frank, I was watching the news the other day, and there was this bloke who goes to war-torn countries on holiday, just to watch wars. LOL

Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick

Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.

Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv

Lee: init bruv LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025

Upper Addict

Upper Addict: An individual from an upper or middle-class background who grapples with substance abuse, often maintaining a façade of affluence while secretly mingling with individuals from lower socio-economic backgrounds to feed their addiction. They may frequent both luxurious venues and more down-and-out places, embodying the stark contrast between wealth and addiction

Lee: Did you see that interview with Hunter Biden on YouTube? He was really open about his addiction, even had to go to the hood to score crack, and in the end, it got so dangerous so he started making his own!

Frank: Yeah, mate, he's a proper upper addict, addiction doesn't care about class, does it? It affects everyone, no matter where you're from bruv!

by Jamie Cheese November 20, 2025