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Atmosphere Controller: A person who seeks to dictate the emotional tone of a group. They thrive on controlling whether everyone feels happy, sad, or any other mood, and may react negatively if someone disrupts their desired atmosphere. Often seen as a control freak of emotions, they prefer everyone’s feelings to align with their own.
Lee: Greg's a proper downer, isn’t he? Every time we’re around him, it’s like the whole vibe just dies bruv..
Frank Yeah he's a proper
Atmosphere Controller the negative twat LOL.
Lee: init bruv. LOL
Frank Yeah he's a proper
Atmosphere Controller the negative twat LOL.
Lee: init bruv. LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 18, 2025
Get the Atmosphere Controller mug.My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.
Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025
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When someone shows off there wealth, clothes, and lifestyle paid for by their parents — pretending it’s their own success. Wearing the latest designer clothes, carrying designer handbags, driving flashy cars, wearing luxury watches and jewelry, going on exotic holidays like Dubai, flying on private jets — usually hanging around the same crowd. This crowd is always comparing who’s got better things and looking down on people who have less, even if those people are self-sufficient and work hard for it.
When someone shows off there wealth, clothes, and lifestyle paid for by their parents — pretending it’s their own success. Wearing the latest designer clothes, carrying designer handbags, driving flashy cars, wearing luxury watches and jewelry, going on exotic holidays like Dubai, flying on private jets — usually hanging around the same crowd. This crowd is always comparing who’s got better things and looking down on people who have less, even if those people are self-sufficient and work hard for it.
Look at that rich kid, spoiled brat posting on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok next to their Lambo Urus and mansion — acting like they bought them themselves. What a classic Folks Flex.
by Jamie Cheese November 13, 2025
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A clout hunter is someone who relentlessly chases popularity, attention, or fame — often at the expense of others and with very little common sense. They’ll jump on any viral trend, force collaborations, or pull dramatic, over-the-top stunts just to get noticed.
Clout hunters may harass, chase, or even stalk real celebrities, trying to get filmed with them or sneak into their spotlight for a quick hit of fame. They might also spread rumours or bad-mouth people online to boost their own image.
They’ll sometimes put themselves — and others — in danger by attempting reckless or idiotic stunts, like climbing buildings or hanging off ledges, all for the chance to go viral. These stunts can lead to serious injuries, prison time, or even death.
A clout hunter can be a complete nobody desperately seeking recognition, or someone already a bit famous who constantly needs more attention to stay relevant.
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A clout hunter is someone who relentlessly chases popularity, attention, or fame — often at the expense of others and with very little common sense. They’ll jump on any viral trend, force collaborations, or pull dramatic, over-the-top stunts just to get noticed.
Clout hunters may harass, chase, or even stalk real celebrities, trying to get filmed with them or sneak into their spotlight for a quick hit of fame. They might also spread rumours or bad-mouth people online to boost their own image.
They’ll sometimes put themselves — and others — in danger by attempting reckless or idiotic stunts, like climbing buildings or hanging off ledges, all for the chance to go viral. These stunts can lead to serious injuries, prison time, or even death.
A clout hunter can be a complete nobody desperately seeking recognition, or someone already a bit famous who constantly needs more attention to stay relevant.
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Lee: Frank, did you see that YouTube clout hunter Speed trying to get Messi's attention the other day, Bruv?
Frank: Yeah, he kept shouting Messi. Messi was having none of it LOL.
Lee: Exactly! Messi just kept on walking, totally ignoring him. It was like the clout hunter didn’t even exist.
Frank: Yeah, Messi knows he's too big time bruv LOL.
Lee: The lengths people go to be famous these days, Bruv LOL.
Frank: Yeah, he kept shouting Messi. Messi was having none of it LOL.
Lee: Exactly! Messi just kept on walking, totally ignoring him. It was like the clout hunter didn’t even exist.
Frank: Yeah, Messi knows he's too big time bruv LOL.
Lee: The lengths people go to be famous these days, Bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 6, 2025
Get the Clout Hunter mug.Bling Sting: A sting operation on your bling a situation where your flashy, ostentatious jewelry or "bling" backfires. It can occur in several ways: first, when returning from abroad, customs and excise heavily tax or confiscate your bling, especially if not declared. Second, flaunting your bling in public and on social media can lead to robbery and loss. Third, if your bling is acquired through criminal activities, such as drug dealing, authorities can seize it under forfeiture laws. Additionally, spending large amounts of cash on bling can alert authorities to potential money laundering, further linking your bling to criminal activities. Moreover, some luxury watches, like Richard Mills, can be confiscated by the store when taken in for service or repair if the store suspects them to be counterfeit. Additionally, there have been instances where a rapper’s chain was confiscated because authorities mistook it for a weapon, like a small knife. Also, getting scammed by counterfeit jewelry, like fake gold or diamonds, can contribute to the bling sting. In essence, a bling sting really does hurt, deflating one’s ego and can really hurt like a real life sting it can be on of the worst pains ever to.
Lee: Frank, did you hear about that rapper? Who took his Richard Mille into the store for repair, and they seized it, said it was fake! Bruv
Frank: No way! That’s a proper bling sting, bruv that Must've hurt!" LOL.
Lee: Yeah, 200k gone bruv! LOL.
Frank:Init bruv LOL.
Frank: No way! That’s a proper bling sting, bruv that Must've hurt!" LOL.
Lee: Yeah, 200k gone bruv! LOL.
Frank:Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025
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A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025
Get the Zombie Town mug.To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.
Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025
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