Jamie's definitions

cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

by jamie March 4, 2003

poopoker

tim cusic

doing a lad up da ass

by jamie March 19, 2003

ya mean

short for saying, do you know what i mean?

that girl is off da hook, ya mean?

by jamie March 21, 2003

charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?

by Jamie April 13, 2003

mouses ear

Unusually small and tight cunt.

Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.

by Jamie April 13, 2003

minge

Cunt or Mott

Fuck me lads, she had a minge like the Jackson Five in a rugby scrum.

by Jamie April 13, 2003

Scaff

err u missed 1 guys, craig mccormack is the biggest scff eva, he even has a lovely fake ralph lauren jumper

it dont look that fake does it guys no 1 will notice

by jamie April 30, 2003